Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There was rarely an obvious branching point in a person's life. People changed slowly, over time. You didn't take one step, then find yourself in a completely new location. You first took a little step off the path to avoid some rocks. For a while, you walked alongside the path, but then you wandered out a little way to step on softer soil. Then you stopped paying attention as you drifted farther and farther away. Finally, you found yourself in the wrong city, wondering why the signs on the roadway hadn't led you better.”

“There were a group of people before the Ascension known as the Astalsi. They claimed that each person was born with a certain finite amount of ill luck. And so, when an unfortunate event happened, they thought themselves blessed—thereafter, their lives could only get better.”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”

“Elend: I kind of lost track of time…”

“How do you fight someone smarter than yourself?' Rand Whispered. 'The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can.”

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors.”

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?'”

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”