Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...”

“Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say “tell the truth,” and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?”

“We were just looking at maps...”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.”

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”

“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”

“I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.”

“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.”

“POZZO:”