Humor Quote by Jerry Seinfeld — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.”

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?”

“I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.”

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.”

“Art is anything you can get away with.”

“[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.”

“And...I think that's what life is all about, actually,”