Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark.”

“There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.”

“He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working.”

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.”

“Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”

“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”

“Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin.”

“And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“My geekness is a-quivering.”

“Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and the me I'm currently stuck with.”