Humor Quote by R. A. Salvatore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.”

“In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not either people think there is something wrong with you....but there is nothing wrong with me”

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?”

“Yeah, but the lost diadem," said Michael Corner, rolling his eyes, "is”

“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?”

“Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared.”