Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive.”

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“We were just looking at maps...”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.”

“The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors.”

“Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?”

“Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know.”