“My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry th...” — Ron White Quote

“My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.”

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.”

“One of my pet hates is people re-Tweeting praise, I loathe it more than anything else in the world.”

“I consciously learned and performed my race like a teacher's pet in an advanced placement course on black masculinity.”

“I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.”