Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.”

“So, the world is fine. We don’t have to save the world—the world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about, is whether or not the world we live in, will be capable of sustaining us in it. That’s what we need to think about.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”

“How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.”

“If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any hobbit, even to Old Took's great-grand-uncle Bullroarer, who was so huge (for a hobbit) that he could ride a horse. He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”