Truth Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

“And so the Universe ended.”

“To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.”

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“The truth no matter how hard it is to bear, must be accepted and confronted head on because it is real. Businesses and people who accept truth soar.”

“Faith in God will elevate you to next level blessings.”

“Too many kings can ruin an army”

“In your novels do you lie deliberately or just out of ignorance?”

“Don't forget that we lawyers, we're a higher breed of intellect, and so it's our privilege to lie. It's as clear as day. Animals can't even imagine lying: if you were to find yourself among some wild islanders, they too would only speak the truth until they learned about European culture.”

“This life is not a Movie”