Humor Quote by Ray Bradbury — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“From this outer edge of his life, looking back, there was only one remorse, and that was only that he wished to go on living. Did all dying people feel this way, as if they had never lived? Did life seem that short, indeed, over and done before you took a breath? Did it seem this abrupt and impossible to everyone, or only to himself, here, now, with a few hours left to him for thought and deliberation?”

“Please, please, help me grow to be like them, the ones'll soon be here, who never grow old, can't die, that's what they say, can't die, no matter what, or maybe they died a long time ago but Cecy calls, and Mother and Father call, and Grandmere who only whispers, and now they're coming and I'm nothing, not like them who pass through walls and live in trees or live underneath until seventeen-year rains flood them up and out, and the ones who run in packs, let me be the one! If they live forever, why not me?”

“But remember that the Captain belongs to the most dangerous enemy to truth and freedom, the solid unmoving cattle of the majority. Oh, God, the terrible tyranny of the majority.”

“Is Death important? No. Everything that happens before Death is what counts.”

“There were differences between memories and dreams. He had only dreams of things he had wanted to do, while Lespere had memories of things done and accomplished. And this knowledge began to pull Hollis apart, with a slow, quivering precision.”

“Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.”

“At least I'm not a font nerd.”

“Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that?”

“I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.”

“I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says.”

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”