Humor Quote by Kylie Scott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.”

“It is. I’m your boyfriend now, which”

“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

“Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over”

“But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea.”

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”

“There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says.”

“Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?” I asked Leif.”