Humor Quote by Rowena Cherry — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control.”

“If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...”

“Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.”

“Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.”

“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.”

“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…”

“He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?”

“On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. For freaking Cain.”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.'”

“Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?”

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.”