Humor Quote by Louise Rennison — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

“There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.”

“Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!”

“We're actors — we're the opposite of people!”

“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”

“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.”