Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“Are you always a smartass?'”

“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”

“You're such a cynic," Molly said.”

“Sure, we'd faced some things as children that a lot of kids don't. Sure, Justin had qualified for his Junior de Sade Badge in his teaching methods for dealing with pain. We still hadn't learned, though, that growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something.”

“I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”

“I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“Well," Lucien said, his remaining russet eye fixed on me, "you don't look half as bad now. A relief, I suppose, since you're to live with us. Though the tunic isn't as pretty as a dress.”

“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How”