Humor Quote by Dr Suess — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

“A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way.”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”

“Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”

“Where I come from, we're more about efficiency,' he replies. 'A knife like this'll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time.”