Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?”

“So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”

“Would it hurt to die? All those times he had thought it was about to happen and escaped, he had never really thought of the thing itself: his will to live had always been so much stronger than his fear of death.”

“Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?”

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.”

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

“What do you think dignity's all about?'”

“Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty.”