Humor Quote by Thomas Bernhard — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It would be wrong to refuse to face the fact that everything is fundamentally sick and sad.”

“She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. “Sometimes I really want to”—a frustrated sound—“bite you!”

“I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside.”

“So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”

“Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.”

“It has been remarked (by a lady infinitely cleverer than the present author) how kindly disposed the world in general feels to young people who either die or marry. Imagine then the interest that surrounded Miss Wintertowne! No young lady ever had such advantages before: for she died upon the Tuesday, was raised to life in the early hours of Wednesday morning, and was married upon the Thursday; which some people thought too much excitement for one week.”