Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It unscrews the other way.”

“As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.”

“Mad Eye' Moody on the Avada Kedavra curse: "Not nice," he said calmly. "Not pleasant. And there's no counter curse. There's no blocking it. Only one known person has ever survived it, and he's sitting right in front of me.”

“So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”

“We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”

“And Death spoke to them —’”

“You understand Teacher, don't you, that when you have a mother who's an angel and a father who is a cannibal king, and when you have sailed on the ocean all your whole life, then you don't know just how to behave in school with all the apples and ibexes.”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.”

“Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.”

“Of course. Because at the Gallagher Academy, "precautions" usually equals "voluntary shock therapy.”

“I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.”