Humor Quote by Kurt Vonnegut — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in kind.”

“Symbols can be so beautiful, sometimes.”

“What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that, too.”

“Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.”

“There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.”

“The German philosopher Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, who had syphilis, said that only a person of deep faith could afford the luxury of religious skepticism. Humanists, by and large educated, comfortably middle-class persons with rewarding lives like mine, find rapture enough in secular knowledge and hope. Most people can't.”

“Orion brightened. "I have an idea.”

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.”

“What's up?" [asked Ford.]”

“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I should throw you out the window.”

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.”

“Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.”