Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.”

“I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to”

“Barzûl!”

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

“If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.”

“Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!”