Humor Quote by Loretta Chase — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.”

“I want you," she said.”

“You'll want all your strength for the wedding night.”

“Bathsheba looked at Benedict. "You never told me they were matchmaking.”

“He pulled away the glove, and at the first glimpse of her fragile, white hand, all thoughts of negotiation fled. "I don't see how matters could become worse," he muttered. "I am already besotted with a needle-tongued, conceited, provoking ape leader of a lady.”

“I love these pet names," she said, gazing soulfully up into his eyes, "Nitwit. Sap skull. Termagant. How they make my heart flutter!”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”

“I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of "divisive" in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ.”