Humor Quote by Lisa Scottoline — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.”

“Sections in the bookstore”

“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”

“A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there.”

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”

“If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”

“Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”