Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”

“Are you always a smartass?'”

“It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already.”

“Know your enemy. Know yourself. Only then may you achieve victory.”

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”

“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

“You just noticed? You're slow...”

“Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say no when they mean yes, and drive a man out of his wits just for the fun of it.”

“Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?”

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.”

“She shrugs."Men”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”