Humor Quote by Jenny Lawson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“The door opened.”

“Invisible things are the only realities.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

“Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?”

“How do you fight someone smarter than yourself?' Rand Whispered. 'The answer is simple. You make her think that you are sitting down across the table from her, ready to play her game. Then you punch her in the face as hard as you can.”