Humor Quote by James A. Michener — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We seek God so earnestly, Eliav reflected, not to find Him but to discover ourselves.”

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

“Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck.”

“No. Absolutely not.'”

“Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.”

“Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.”

“my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasion for teasing and quarreling with you as often as may be...”