Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sooner or later it'd get to you. Death was fascinated by humans, and study was never a one-way thing. A man might spend his life peering at the private life of elementary particles and then find he either knew who he was or where he was, but not both.”

“Bursar?”

“The universe danced towards life. Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in the same way that anything massive enough got a generous helping of gravity. The universe had a definite tendency towards awareness. This suggested a certain subtle cruelty woven into the very fabric of space-time.”

“If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.”

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“This was not the time to say “I don’t know.” The brothers had begging, hungry looks, like dogs waiting to be fed. They wanted an answer. It would be nice if it was the right answer, but if it couldn’t be, then any answer would do, because then we would stop being worried...and then his mind caught alight.”

“Humor is just another defense against the”

“So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”

“I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”