Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Love, he realized, was like the daggers he made in his forge: When you first got one it was shiny and new and the blade glinted bright in the light. Holding it against your palm, you were full of optimism for what it would be like in the field, and you couldn't wait to try it out. Except those first couple of nights out were usually awkward as you got used to it and it got used to you.”

“You keep showing up here? Being who you are?' There was a pause. 'I'm going to fall in love with you.' -Rehvenge”

“Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”

“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?”

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”

“Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.”

“We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”