Humor Quote by Mark Twain — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.”

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”

“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

“My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.”

“. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”

“Bursar?”

“Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!”

“My parents are going to kill me!”