Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?”

“Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them”

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need...”

“DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS.”

“There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.”

“I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?”

“See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”

“It's my turn to see you through,' she whispers, coming back to me and wrapping me in her blanket as I lose my shit all over again. She holds me until I recover my Y chromosome.”

“-BDB on the board-”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”