Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But magic is neither good nor evil. It is a tool, like a knife. Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.”

“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”

“Annabeth,” he said hesitantly, “in New Rome, demigods can live their whole lives in peace.”

“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?”

“Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us.”

“We’re fine.’”

“Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.”

“I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”

“We are gods with anuses.”

“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

“Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.”