Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Can you surf really well, then?”

“He hated when his own advice applied to himself.”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”

“Um..." Hazel faltered. "You mean you won't... you're not going to-”

“Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?”

“My name is Percy Jackson.”

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”

“A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.”

“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”

“It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.”

“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”