Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”

“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”

“If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,”

“When you're in a Slump,”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”

“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”

“Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots”

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

“I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.”

“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’”

“Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't met that guy yet. When you meet him, let's get him in to the Smithsonian - he's that special and rare.”