Humor Quote by John Updike — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.”

“Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.”

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.”

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

“Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.”

“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”