Humor Quote by Lisa Kleypas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am running after you, and life, in desperate pursuit. My dream is that someday you will both turn and let me catch you. That dream carries me through every night... I have enclosed a hundred kisses in this letter. You must count them out carefully and not lose any.”

“You wouldn't have taken Rose to such a place, would you?”

“Helen likes Brussels sprouts. How can anyone trust her opinion?”

“I’ll marry you,” Tom told her. “Any time. Any terms.”

“Cat doesn’t have to work. She’s a woman of independent means. I settled enough money on her to allow her the freedom to do anything she wished. She went to boarding school for four years, and stayed to teach for another two. Eventually she came to me and said she’d accepted a position as a governess for the Hathaway family. I believe you were in France with Win at the time. Cat went for the interview, Cam and Amelia liked her, Beatrix and Poppy clearly needed her, and no one seemed inclined to question her lack of experience.”

“He shook his head, staring at her like a condemned man who beheld the face of his executioner. "Aline," he whispered, "Do you know what hell is?”

“Did you eat my Twinkies?”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“Invisible things are the only realities.”

“Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors.”