Humor Quote by Randy Pausch — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's a thrill to fulfill your own childhood dreams, but as you get older, you may find that enabling the dreams of others is even more fun.”

“When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.”

“Mom says it's because she has PMS.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”

“What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“What’s this”