Humor Quote by Tsugumi Ohba — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“College is fun as long as you don't die.”

“Justice will prevail!”

“...Matt. I didn't think they'd kill you... I'm so sorry...”

“Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself.”

“An eye for an eye my friend.”

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

“What a waste of trees ... that adoption author is definitely a tree killer. ... I wish trees would sprout legs and come barging through the front doors and seek revenge for their obliterated brethren by ramming themselves down his goddamn throat.”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”