Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?”

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“Intelligent men are dangerous.”

“Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right?”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“‎No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a firm grip on the time.”

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”