Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well,”

“the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.”

“Everything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summer’s day, a long-running sitcom, one’s life, and eventually our species. The question for many of us is not that everything will come to an end but when. And can we do anything vaguely useful until it does?”

“Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.”

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

“Bowden Cable is the sort of honest and dependable operative that is the backbone of SpecOps. They never win commendations or medals”

“The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”

“Did you eat my Twinkies?”

“I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.”

“POZZO:”

“So what else can I tell you?" I asked. "I mean, to get you to reveal Lily to me.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”