Humor Quote by Daniel Keyes — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wanted to be, and feel alone.”

“The universe was exploding, each particle away from the next, hurtling us into dark and lonely space, eternally tearing us away from each other - child out of the womb, friend away from friend, moving from each other, each through his own pathway towards the goal-box of solitary death.”

“I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...”

“If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !'”

“You understand Teacher, don't you, that when you have a mother who's an angel and a father who is a cannibal king, and when you have sailed on the ocean all your whole life, then you don't know just how to behave in school with all the apples and ibexes.”

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

“If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”