Humor Quote by Ambrose Bierce — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.”

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are”

“Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.”

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”

“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson" he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see.”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.”