Humor Quote by Winston S. Churchill — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”

“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.”

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.”

“A joke is a very serious thing.”

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”

“Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.”

“I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered.”

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.”

“Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian)”

“Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”