“A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstitio...” — George Bernard Shaw Quote

“A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.”

“We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.”

“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”

“Chocolate milk has everything I need in a drink: the carbs, the protein, and the electrolytes. It's even backed by science, showing how you're able to recover. I can speak from experience, this is what I drink.”

“[The inquisitors] could not be mistaken. The confessions of witchcraft could not be based on hallucinations, say, or desperate attempts to satisfy the inquisitors and stop the torture. In such a case, explained the witch judge Pierre de Lancre (in his 1612 book, *Description of the Inconstancy of Evil Angels*), the Catholic Church would be committing a great crime by burning witches. Those who raise such possibilities are thus attacking the Church and ipso facto committing a mortal sin. Critics of witch-burning were punished and, in some cases, themselves burnt. The inquisitors and torturers were doing God's work. They were saving souls. They were foiling demons.”

“Justice, love, truth, peace and harmony, a serene unity with science and the laws of the universe.”

“I quite enjoy science fiction.”

“Are humans not consciousness floating in-between the mind with nothing above or below, other than a body with a gravitational pull that spins with-in an earth on an axis with nothing above or below? Is the meaning not just a form of being within this magnificent process?”