Humor Quote by Cervantes Saavedra — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)”

“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”

“Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”

“If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?”

“I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.”