Humor Quote by Darynda Jones — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?”

“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?”

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”

“Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.”

“Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO!”

“My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day.”

“I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says.”

“What's this about?”

“I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.”

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”