Humor Quote by Eoin Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.”

“We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”

“Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?”

“Hey, look—your”

“Orion brightened. "I have an idea.”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

“I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.”

“At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should you live your life?”

“This is your copy of”

“You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.”

“Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.”

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”