Humor Quote by Eoin Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut.”

“Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.”

“Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over”

“We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something about it made my chest ache. Well, that was to be expected. Angels' songs would be awfully poignant.”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”