“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” — Phyllis Diller Quote

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

“I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.”

“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.”

“Country music in the mid-'90s was a big influence on my career, and I played all the songs that are referenced in '94' back in my club days. Joe Diffie was rocking a sick mullet, and he was hotter than ever... just putting out monster hit after monster hit. It totally takes me back to those days, and it makes me smile every time I hear it.”

“God made me the way I am for a reason and I would never change that. I lead a normal life as much as possible and deal with the bumps in the road as they come along with my head held high and a smile on my face!”