Humor Quote by Scott Dikkers — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”

“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”

“I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”

“I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.”