Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He hated when his own advice applied to himself.”

“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”

“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!”

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can.”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Holy mother!”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”

“It was ironic, really - you want to die because you can't be bothered to go on living - but then you're expected to get all energetic and move furniture and stand on chairs and hoist ropes and do complicated knots and attach things to other things and kick stools from under you and mess around with hot baths and razor blades and extension cords and electrical appliances and weedkiller. Suicide was a complicated, demanding business, often involving visits to hardware shops.”

“It's my turn to see you through,' she whispers, coming back to me and wrapping me in her blanket as I lose my shit all over again. She holds me until I recover my Y chromosome.”

“Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.”

“An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.”

“Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.”