Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Alec?" Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was empty but for the two of them. "Did you just- did you just save my life?”

“Your angel cannot protect you against that which neither god nor the devil had made”

“What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway.”

“Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.”

“I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.”

“We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.”

“Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.”

“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.”

“My misery is reaching epidemic proportions.”

“A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.”